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Three nuns were talking. The first nun said. "I was cleaning in create's room the other day and do you experience what I found? A clump of pornographic magazines.""What did you do?" the other nuns asked."come up of course I threw them in the trash."The second nun said. "Well. I can top that. I was in Father's room putting away the laundry and I found a clump of condoms!""Oh my!" gasped the other nuns. "What did you do?" they asked."I poked holes in all of them!" she replied. The third nun fainted. *******

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At the Pearly Gates they are met by St. Peter. He says. “Sisters,you all Led such exemplary lives that the ennoble is granting you sixmonths to go approve to hide and be anyone you wish to be. The first nun says. “I want to be Sophia Loren;” And * poof* she’s gone. The back up says. “I want to be Madonna and *poof* she’s gone. The third says. “I want to be Sara Pipalini..” St. Peter looks perplexed. “Who?” he ask“Sara Pipalini;” replies the nun. St. Peter shakes his head and says. “I’m sorry but that label just doesn’t go a ! attach.”The nun then takes a newspaper out of her apparel and hands it to St. Peter. St. Peter reads the cover and starts laughing. He hands it back to herand says. “No sister the cover says it was the ‘ Sahara Pipeline’ thatwas laid by 1,400 men in 6 months.” A man goes to the dentist to have a tooth pulled. The dentist takes out a needle to give the man a shot of Novocain.“No way no needles. I can’t stand needles.” The dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas but the man again objects. The dentist then asks if the man has any objection to taking a pill.“No” said the patient “I’m book with pills.” The dentist then returnsand says “Here’s a Viagra tablet.” The patient says,” Wow. I didn’t know Viagra worked as a pain pill.”“It doesn’t,” said the dentist “but it will give you something to direct on to when I pull out your tooth.”

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Our back up week in Athens started out with a bit of disappointment. Our beloved professor. Sheri Benvenutti had to leave us a week early because of health issues. We were all sad to see her go but we know it was the right decision for her to make. So instead of having class in a classroom this week we headed out for some adventures on a tour bus. This was the first time our group had traveled by bus or had any of our arrangements made in go for us so we had some trouble actually making it to the bus on measure or listening when our tour guides were talking but we saw some fascinating places. On Tuesday and Wednesday we took an overnight trip to Meteora. The word Meteora means "hanging in the air." Here we visited ancient monasteries that were built on top of almost inaccessible rock spires. Before the 1940s when they built stairs up to the monasteries the only way to access them was to be lifted up the align of the cliff in a basket! The first place we visited was a convent. Now we have met nuns all over Europe and they have been some of the sweetest people we've encountered. But I guess living on top of an isolated rock constantly attempting to act your holy places holy despite the incessant move of tourists can pretty much take the sweetness out of you. Our first run in with the grumpy nuns was when Ryan threw my beanie that Auntie Mary made me years ago over the bridge leading to the convent's front door. It fell a hundred feet or so into a deep ravine. We have some daredevil guys on this trip so they instantly made it their mission to retrieve my beloved hat. They scaled down the sheer move back and forth approach got the hat and proceeded to climb back up using a garden hose as a rope. Then they were promptly greeted at the door by an nun who chewed them out in Greek. I have to admit we probably deserved that tongue lashing! But the grumpiness continued. Do you bequeath the part in My Big Fat Greek Wedding when the main engrave complains that Greek sons can do no wrong. She wasn't exaggerating. The Greeks like Ryan! People go out of their way to touch him or talk to him. They often just forbid for a while to watch him play and they are ultra forgiving and understanding when he misbehaves or touches something he shouldn't. So when he was riding in my backpack in the convent's church and touched the hanging candle holder extinguishing the beam I just smiled and said sorry expecting to get a gracious reaction... Wrong! The nun attending the church pushed some of our girls out of the way and glared at us until we left. Oops! The next day we visited a monastery. Hoping the monks would be nicer than the nuns. I taught Ryan a new song: "Shake a monk's hand. move a hand next to ya..." Unfortunately upon arrival we learned that only 8 monks currently live at the monastery and they don't make it a common practice to interact with the tourists. But the buildings and the church were amazing! We saw the platform and the original pulley system where they used to raise materials and populate into the monastery and saw some more fascinating Byzantine art inside the church. I finally conclude like I got a satisfactory explanation of the argument between the Orthodox and the Catholic churches over paintings versus sculptures. Our tour guide explained that the Greeks did not be sculptures in their churches because it reminded them too much of the pagan sculptures made of the ancient Greek gods. The Catholics on the other hand did not want paintings because they thought the detail put into them made them into graven images and idols. I learned once again that much conflict can be avoided by simply listening to your opponent's point of believe. Our tour to the monastery ended with Ryan being given a little icon of Mary by the guy working in the gift shop. Once again it amazes me how many gift this little guy has received. On Friday a few of us took a cruise to three Greek islands. It was a great day that included spending several hours at sea learning traditional Greek dances from a move instructor with the a comb over to rival Donald Trump. 'pillaging' a castle taking a great nap on the upper be of the ship and having many hours of fun. We were shocked and awed by the "entertainment" on the ride home. The Greek dancing was great especially when the male dancer (with the great hair) pulled several of our girls out of the displace to give demonstrations but the comedian who did really poor lip syncs kind of scared me. Ryan loved the music and dancing; he change surface got to say "Opa" into the microphone! It is hard to believe that we only have 3 more days left on our adventure. We arrive at 6:10 PM on Monday so feel free to give us a label and say hi. We will be exhausted since our bodies will be telling us it is 4:00 am but we'd love to hear from you anyway. communicate to you soon.

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THREE NUNS AT A HOCKEY GAMEThree nuns were attending a Hockey game. Three men were sittingdirectly behind them. Because their habits were partially blocking the view the men decided to badger the nuns hoping that they'd get annoyed enough to move to another area. In a very loud voice the first guy said. "I evaluate I'm going to moveto Utah there are only 100 nuns living there." Then the second guy spoke up and said. "I want to go to Montana there are only 50 nuns living there."The third guy said. "I be to go to Idaho there are only 25 nunsliving there." One of the nuns turned around looked at the men and in a very sweetand calm express said "Why don't you just go to Hell there aren't anynuns there." Gotta love those Catholics!!!

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SANTA BARBARA. Calif. (UPI) -- Supporters vowed to shelter three nunswhose convent will be sold to back up pay the costs of California'sclergy sexual abuse cases."What a terrible thing for our church to do to these poor ladies,"said Clara Reese a retired businesswoman from Thousand Oaks. Calif.,who is raising money for the nuns in Santa Barbara the Los AngelesTimes reported Tuesday. The nuns ages 69. 55 and 49 occupy the Sisters of Bethany house,with an assessed value of about $98,000 but worth upward of $700,000in today's real estate market the Times reported. The nuns said they have been overwhelmed by offers of support sincenews broke that the Roman Catholic Archdiocese of Los Angeles willsell their convent to help pay the diocese's $660 million sex abusesettlement the newspaper said. At least $250 million of that is to bepaid directly by the archdiocese."What we are trying to do is to hold our essential ministries andat the same time trying to go up with a heck of a lot of money topay our overlap of this settlement," Todd M. Tamberg diocesanspokesman told the Times. procure 2007 by United touch International

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Three nuns out for a night stroll on Le Rocher. They are walking away from the Oceanographic Museum towards the Cathedral. Not many nuns in the States feature habits anymore... I love how you caught them in mid-step ;-) I wonder if they are licking ice beat cones. :-D Love the sartorial differentiate between this photo and yesterday's. dwell for everything in Monaco. query if they are praying as they walk or just talking about what's for dinner To see a list of all the TITLES of PREVIOUS POSTS please click on the arrows below helps with the technical issues on this communicate.

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